(Source: lasciviouszelda)

Yay doing an autograph signing session

No need to push, I promise to get to all of you soon

But uh

wh at 

th e fu ck 

is u 

u wi th the bigy faty leg???//

Baby, you knew I was stanky when you first met me

You can’t change a man from who he is

Just got a really good massage, feeling 5A55Y AS FUCK

tags: mmmmhmm,

I like to garden in my underwear sometimes.

SO WHAT

The newspaper girl gets scared and delivers the paper far from my house

I was playing on my other char’s game and I saw my self-sim walk by. 

I have no idea why she looks like an ugly potato.

Leave her alone, she’s just trying to work out.

I’m sorry if she’s stinking up the place, but fuck you.

Here’s my wife freaking out about the repoguys.

I think she’s over reacting, they just took the balloons.