Yay doing an autograph signing session
No need to push, I promise to get to all of you soon
th e fu ck
u wi th the bigy faty leg???//
Baby, you knew I was stanky when you first met me
You can’t change a man from who he is
I like to garden in my underwear sometimes.
The newspaper girl gets scared and delivers the paper far from my house
I was playing on my other char’s game and I saw my self-sim walk by.
I have no idea why she looks like an ugly potato.
Leave her alone, she’s just trying to work out.
I’m sorry if she’s stinking up the place, but fuck you.
Here’s my wife freaking out about the repoguys.
I think she’s over reacting, they just took the balloons.